being called an asshole is getting really old very fast ive lost count on how many times ive been called an asshole it doesnt bother me any more think of something new that i never heard of or even been called before -.-

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.

The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, “What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?”

The two guys reply, “Well, you know, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh.”

The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat.

The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, “It’s awfully hot down here, can’t you guys feel it?”

Again the two guys reply, “Well, like we told ya yesterday, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh.”

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished, “Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves.”

The two Canadians reply, “Well, ya know, we don’t get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we’ve just got to have a cook-out when the weather’s THIS nice.”

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.

He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!

The devil is dumbfounded, “I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two???”

The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, “Well, don’t you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup.”

Life can be really hard for me and it can be a bitch sometimes cause ive been through so much bullshit first from living with tom (real dad) he abandoned me in many ways. When i was little like 3 to the age of 8 he was never there cause he would leave for a couple days and then come back and do it again and at the age of 9 i went to live with him and my step-mom Pauline in Brooks Alberta for 4 years and that my friends was a complete hell for me cause when he was angry he would beat me and he even did it for laughs and the only person that showed that they cared about it me and loved me in my house was Pauline and i never learnt to care about other ppl or anything like that all i learnt for him was abuse and when Pauline left it was just me and him,then we moved to saskatoon to live with my grandma and grandpa and tom never hit me and when i left to live with my mom in regina i was happy but when i started living there for like a month or so i started beating on my brother alex and it got to the point where i nearly killed him twice by choking him…over the years of living with my mom and my step-dad i got better little by little but when i went to see tom for a 2 weeks i had so much anger towards him and i remember one day when me and alex were visiting him i got into a argument with him and he threw me into the fridge door…over the years i kept visiting him and it got worse he kept telling me that i wouldnt succeed in life cause of my grades in school and that pissed me off cause i tried very hard to get him to love me and during one summer i told him i didnt want to see him and he phoned me later that day and he said ian u ripped my heart out and i was in tears and i never talked to him since until about a week ago when my mom and step-dad threatened to send me to my dads and i told them i would rather die or i would rather kill myself instead of being sent back there to live with him and they called him and i had to talk to him…i was very pissed off i had so much anger inside of me while tears went down my face while i was talking to him over the phone and even after that i was still very pissed off and still had alot of anger inside me and to this very day i vowed to hurt him they way he hurt me by kicking his ass…and yes i have alot of baggage but underneath all of this i am a very nice and sweet kid and im being myself alot now but i still hide it from other ppl and i havent beaten on alex for a long time now and i tend on keeping it that way and now ive learnt that im dealing with depression…ive had thoughts about hurting myself cuz i feel alone and lost…that no one cares about me cuz no one takes the time to know me im a sweet and caring kid but im hiding my feelings and depression from people i feel like peoples lives would be better off without me in this world….i never actual felt love from someone who cares and i screwed up in relationships cuz of me hiding my caring side its because im scared to i wasnt shown that people cared about me